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I have a "disable annoying things" button on my phone.
I assumed there must be a "enable annoying things" button somewhere else.
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(young people, don't read this! :))
- Why are you so gloomy?
- The boss called me in...
- Did he yell?
- He... anal-yzed...
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I was on a business trip in Karaganda for almost a week, and not a single jerk called to ask, "Where are you?"
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cinema "Flat Screen"
"Transformers"
melodrama.
A joint production of France and the French.
A young music teacher from a provincial town comes to Paris and unexpectedly leaves. What awaits her? Will she meet her love? And, most importantly, why is this movie called "Transformers"?
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"Единственное, что можно сказать с уверенностью об удаче - она изменит..."