🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

🎪🏹: Actually, yes. Why is stealing women's underwear cool, but stealing men's underwear is a perversion? That's unfair.
⛓️♿: Stealing any underwear is a perversion.
🎪🏹: Well, yes, but it's still unfair! I'm for equal rights and opportunities! If someone wants to steal men's underwear, they have every right to do so!
🐱🐲: Actually, they don't. Stealing is wrong.
🎪🏹: Actually, you're the one who came up with the idea that I'm a thief, and then you decided to make it sound better.
🐱🐲: Thief of... well, you know.
🎪🏹: And here's another thing! Why is a man with 500 frags considered a handsome and macho guy, but if a woman has the same number, she's labeled a "member thief" and worse?
⛓️♿: I have so many frags that I've lost count, and yet no one considers me macho...
🎪🏹: Ahem.
⛓️♿: Except for Beata.
🐱🐲: Because life is unfair. Even in the Justice League, there's no fairness.
🎪🏹: What do you mean?
🐱🐲: Well, look, they have an Amazon princess, a king of Atlantis, a bunch of other pompous guys, and they make an orphan with psychological trauma pay for everything.
🎪🏹: He deserved it. He shouldn't have been beating up an immigrant journalist.
🐱🐲: It's still unfair.
🎪🏹: It's still a strange example.
⛓️♿: Be grateful it's not Warhammer.
🐱🐲: Oh, by the way, about Warhammer. Is it fair that Magnus is considered a traitor?!
⛓️♿, 🎪🏹: Help me.