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🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

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🐱🐲: Nebok is really going off. I was recently reading Vistéria, and there was such a circus with the companion NPCs, I almost ran out of my endless bucket of popcorn.
🎪🏹: Forget Vistéria, remember us. I still haven't forgiven Amamius for not saying anything when Guiyosh was poisoned. And that musician of ours, whom Erefir chased around for half the coronation. She almost lost everything.
🐱🐲: Compared to Vistéria, you guys had it relatively easy, honestly.
🎪🏹: I'm just glad that my... slave turned out to be a character that you also controlled. I can imagine how much trouble I would have had with the NPCs. We could definitely forget about the love story, and that's in the best-case scenario.
🐱🐲: I agree, we would both have had a headache, wondering how he wouldn't betray you and everything. And Guiyon was the best guy in that expansion. I'm glad that they finally lifted the curse from him, and your love story became healthier, without the Stockholm syndrome undertones.
🎪🏹: But now I feel guilty knowing that he was under my mind control...
⛓️♿: Just calm down, I've said everything, and I was fine with your mind control compared to what happened before. And besides, you're praising me too much, I'm not that great.
🎪🏹: You're not great enough! You're the best, and I don't want to hear anything else.
🐱🐲: Anyway, it doesn't matter whether he's the real Jack or not, there will be the same amount of trouble either way. As I said before... "Don't approach the NPCs of Revnya closer than 200 meters, don't turn your back to them, carefully go around them, paying close attention and looking for traps everywhere. At the first opportunity, hide in the bushes and run away as far as possible."
⛓️♿: And that won't help, because there will be a trap in the bushes, and you'll get injured.
🐱🐲: You were in one game, and you're talking as if you've played everything, starting with the couch adventure.
⛓️♿: I've had enough injuries for ten lifetimes in just one game! And that's just in the game itself, I'm giving you credit that you came up with the backstory, where everyone who wanted to, abused me!
🐱🐲: I already apologized, and besides, I was the one who saved you! How to make a person feel better, make them feel worse, and then bring them back to how they were! I have everything under control, honestly!
⛓️♿: Of course, you have everything under control, you wrote one line, "Well, he was a slave of the dark lunarians," and I have to live in this mess for a year and a half!
🐱🐲: I gave you Beata. Or rather, I gave you to her.
⛓️♿: I'm grateful for that, I won't say anything. I'm happy about that. Beata is the best thing that could have happened to me, she is the kindest, smartest, most beautiful, can you please let go of my ear?..
🎪🏹: M-m-m, I'll think about it. Continue, what else good did you want to say about me?..
⛓️♿: I think this is the umpteenth time our post ends with me asking about the safe word, and there's still no answer...
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕