🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

🐱🐲: Actually, this was originally a letter to the Farrellian king, but since that's the case...

Many-Faced Monogat to the Welfernian Emperor Purian!

You, Purian, are a devil from Margel, a brother and comrade of a cursed devil, and the secretary of Rinz. What kind of emperor are you when you can't even kill a hedgehog with your bare ass? You're a devil, and your face is disgusting. You, son of a bitch, won't have undead under your command; we're not afraid of your army; we'll fight you with earth and water, and we'll curse your mother.

You're an Asugukh cook, a Tenebrian wheelwright, a Harran brewer, a Wakaman goat herder, a swineherd of Great and Little Calcite, an Asakhin pig, a Heless archer, a Zimivian executioner, a fool of all the world and the underworld, the grandson of the asp, and the hook of our dick. You're a pig face, a mare's ass, a butcher's dog, a Bezarseid forehead, and I'll fuck your mother.

This is how the Nephirians answered you, you ugly bastard. You won't even be able to herd pigs for the Farrellians. We're ending this because we don't know the numbers and don't have a calendar; the month is in the sky, the year is in the book, and the day is the same for us as it is for you; for this, kiss our ass!

Signed: Many-Faced Monogat with the entire army of Nephiria

⛓️♿: Historically accurate.
🐱🐲: Indeed.
🎪🏹: Excellent style, I like it. By the way, why are we sitting here in silence?
🐱🐲: What is there to comment on? It's all rather bland so far. Insho is routinely depriving people of frags, Genza is routinely providing exclusive content, Kamistella is routinely going crazy... I wish she would just become a Rinzite already; the popcorn is getting cold.
🎪🏹: No!!! Although, we're not in this game...
🐱🐲: Exactly. Well, we can make a joke about Erika's growth, but she's not that tall; Beata is even taller.
🎪🏹: You're just short, that's why everyone who is over 160 seems tall to you.
🐱🐲: Now, bend over and repeat that to my face.