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⛓️♿: Actually, I'm perfectly healthy. At least physically. Kosha uses the wheelchair emoji for me purely for memes. And by the way, hot Lunarium potions are terrible.
🎪🏹: I've only bought a slave once, and I don't plan on doing it again. Slavery is awful. If I were to buy someone else, it would only be to immediately free them.
⛓️♿: Maybe later. If you had freed me right away, I wouldn't have gone far.
🎪🏹: We'll see how things go. I don't want to finance slave traders; it's better to steal slaves from them and set them free.
⛓️♿: I completely agree.
🐱🐲: I second that. By the way, Yaschur, listen to Jack; NPCs don't say nonsense, and potions with random effects are a good idea.
⛓️♿: Don't believe her; she lies like a mangy dog.
🎪🏹: Oh, and speaking of beauty and intelligence, Guyosha is quite the handsome fellow, very smart, reads so many books, and is very passionate in bed, and I know what I'm talking about; I'm experienced...
⛓️♿: Ahem, the last part was unnecessary.
🐱🐲: Beata, to be fair, for you, anyone who has read more books than you, that is, at least four, is a priori an intellectual.
🎪🏹: Guyosha, give her a piece of your mind; she's upsetting me! And it's not true; I read a lot during the game!
🐱🐲: Yeah, and before the game, only the primer, the second, and the blue book.
⛓️♿: Beauty is overrated, by the way. I was lucky with my genetics and didn't let myself go. But how I regretted being handsome when those bandits decided not to kill me but to make some money off me...
🎪🏹: I was also drawn to you because of your beauty, by the way.
⛓️♿: You're basically the sponsor of my overcoming a bunch of complexes, insecurities, and psychological traumas; you're better than any psychotherapist.
🐱🐲: If my psychotherapist worked with me using Beata's methods... Although, okay, I use some of the moments and ideas from my sessions in your dialogues. Not the ones you're thinking of.
⛓️♿: If it were the ones we're thinking of, I'd be worried.
🎪🏹: And by the way, that cafe is terrible. Only girls serve there again! But what if I want some handsome guy to polish my shoes, blow on my wound, or clean my ears?
🐱🐲: What's Guyon for?
🎪🏹: Well, I have him, but what if some lonely girl wants that? Ugh, I should have opened YYY.
🐱🐲: You yourself decided that it was a stupid idea and scrapped it.
🎪🏹: You could have talked me out of it; you know I'm a genius.
🐱🐲: Well, I'm not really a fan of such establishments. I'm willing to pay 100 rem per hour for no one to approach me or touch me...
⛓️♿: You can just sit at home for free.
🐱🐲: You got it.