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🎪🏹: Great competition, girls, I fully approve. Can I cheer for Insho? Her name sounds so similar to Nisho, and Nisho helped Guilloche and me a lot!
⛓️♿: She's a dark Lunarian...
🎪🏹: Guilloche, come on, they aren same; this one doesn't look like some cold-blooded sadist.
⛓️♿: You're right. It's hard for me to fight my traumatic memories...
🐱🐲: Yashur, you simply didn't play the expansion where I invited Biba and Boba Beata and Guillon over for a chat, so for now they only know you as "the guy who plays Erika".
🎪🏹: We aren't used to communicating with players directly at all. Well, I'm not. In the game, Guilloche complained that in a parallel reality he was hit on the head by a grey stone cat, and because of that he could look through the fourth wall and talk to players, but his head hurt... And now, while we are both sitting behind the fourth wall together with our author, that's gone.
⛓️♿: But I wouldn't rely on math. Given how much I got hammered in that game—no amount of math could have calculated it; I screwed up almost every random situation that could be screwed up. I really spent my entire luck limit meeting Beata...
🎪🏹: And there are watches for sale at the market that were swiped from the boss! I wonder if my dress, which was also swiped, will turn up?
🐱🐲: Your dress has probably been used as floor rags by now. Don't worry. I'll come up with something ten times better for you. I can even draw it if you want.
🎪🏹: Thanks, author, you're a true friend. Will you think of something for Guilloche too?
🐱🐲: A wedding dress for him as well?
⛓️♿: NO!
🎪🏹: I'd prefer a rope in the clothing slot or that wonderful dancer costume, but alright, something decent will do.
🐱🐲: I'll think about it.
🎪🏹: By the way, why do tattoos and piercings lower attractiveness? I think they're very cute. And Insho's butterfly tattoo on her lower back suits her well. I would have gotten one myself a few years ago!
🐱🐲: I'll think about it.
🎪🏹: Author, just not a butterfly on the lower back, okay? I've settled down since then.
🐱🐲: Deal.
⛓️♿: And why is it that Alaria can't teach anything good? She really helped me improve my cooking; Beata can confirm.
🎪🏹: Confirmed. If it weren't for an active lifestyle, I would have gained 100-150% weight from Guilloche's cooking.
🐱🐲: Back to the competition. How many frags do you think Camistella will steal from Insho?
⛓️♿: All of them.
🎪🏹: I'll be an optimist—half.
🐱🐲: Remembering the game where Astral GMed, I think Guillon is closer to the truth.
⛓️♿: Alas. I listened to Beata and also decided to cheer for Insho in this competition.
🎪🏹: That's okay. The most important thing is participating!
🐱🐲, 🎪🏹, ⛓️♿: Yay!
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕