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🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

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🎪🏹: Pfft, so what if it takes an hour to get to the out-of-town location. In Margel, it took an hour just to cross the street and get to the store on the other side. 🐱🐲: Totally relatable. I have a store across the street, and it takes about three minutes to go there and back. But yesterday, I got stuck there for almost half an hour when I went to "just grab something random to cook for dinner." 🎪🏹: Exactly! That's realism! 🐱🐲: Kamistelle should add pink ponies, rainbow ponies, magical unicorns, solar alicorns (Celestia has a phoenix pet, lol), and suspicious colorful crystals to her list. 🎪🏹: Or maybe, instead, they should become friends? After all, friendship is magic. By the way, colorful ponies don't wear underwear either, so that's a common interest! 🐱🐲: Lol. ⛓️♿: I have a strange premonition that Genza will want to explore the sights when he finds out that's possible. If the quest remains, of course. 🐱🐲: Give me five. I'm willing to bet. If that's not the case, I'll watch one episode of Teen Titans Go. ⛓️♿: And then they call me a masochist... 🐱🐲: You're submissive, that's different. But I'm a real masochist. I came to work today and started filling out a spreadsheet with 30+ rows in Excel. And I feel good. 🎪🏹, ⛓️♿: You sick pervert. 🐱🐲: What can I say. Anyway, you should go read a book. Something long. Or, here's what to do if you're suffering from unrequited love. 🎪🏹: Hey, author, what are you implying?! We don't need that! Guio and I love each other, and it's mutual! ⛓️♿: Exactly! Although, I've come to terms with the fact that Beata will never reciprocate my feelings, and I was ready to love her just like that... 🎪🏹: Guio, you're an idiot. Although, I'm one too. I was afraid to admit to myself that I was in love because you deserve someone better than me... ⛓️♿: Beata, how many times do I have to tell you, I need you, not someone better... 🐱🐲: Well, go ahead and make out here. 🎪🏹: As you wish, author. Guio, take off your clothes. ⛓️♿: What's the safe word here?
А, вот почему.

🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕