
1 - I already look 16, why would I want to look 1?
2 - Sounds like torture.
3 - )
4 - ))
5 - )))
6 - It only makes sense if you can be immune to bullets, explosions, etc., but that's too fantastical for this set of options.
9 - If you haven't earned the followers yourself, then there's no point in having them.
So, in the end, only money and happiness remain.