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Having received its own name, the magic mushroom bloomed after some time - its stem seemed to thicken, and on it appeared a mouth, eyes, and even tiny little arms and legs.
However... Contrary to its cute appearance, its language turned out to be quite the opposite.
- What kind of Jack *****? Are you out of your mind? Or do you enjoy tormenting those weaker than you? ***** well, how am I supposed to live with this name now? Could have been someone like Akkad Babbar syn Zababa mer Lahara or "Richard Dragonheart" at the very least, but no - so I'm Jack. Jack. Do you understand? Now I have to live my whole toadstool life with this name. The only way out of such a hopeless situation is to gouge out my eye, put a patch on it, and become a pirate. That's it. I have no other options.
- Don't worry so much. Jack is a normal name. And it's fairly common among people, not just pirates. So everything will be fine, don't worry. - she continued.
- Better tell me where you grew up and how you learned to talk?
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