🍁Nine Ancient Obelisks

⛓️♿: Mom, I'm on TV!
🐱🐲: Your mother would say that her friend's son is hosting a popular show on TV, starred in three movies, eight TV series, and performed on the radio.
⛓️♿: Well, don't rub salt in the wound, okay?
🎪🏹: Author, don't upset Guyosh, I'll give you a beating, even though I'm fictional! Damn it, they printed me too!
⛓️♿: I've always said you're much smarter than you think you are.
🎪🏹: No, I'm talking about something else! My sophisticated style! Damn it, it's embarrassing! And now it's being read in another country!
⛓️♿: And we haven't received any royalties yet...
🐱🐲: By the way, you still need to receive your health insurance for the injuries. And the compensation for moral damages from Lower Lunaria is delayed...
⛓️♿: I'm willing to pay twice the amount of compensation for moral damages so that I never hear the phrases "Lower Lunaria" and "Dark Lunarians" again under any circumstances.
🐱🐲: Hmm. I don't see any autobiographies yet. Or your diaries. Guyon, by the way, did you destroy those secret pages with your reflections?
⛓️♿: ...I don't remember... I think so... Damn it...
🎪🏹: Author, why do you keep coming up with brilliant ideas?
🐱🐲: Oopsie.