We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

So, I can’t just grow taller that easily. Come on, Locken, everything in the body needs to increase in size, even the testicles. I don’t know how to do that. And my mom forbids me from going to elevators; she also has some issues with that.

Little kids are already taller than me. It’s a real pain in the ass.

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It’s all because of the game. I spent 10 years playing, grinding for those achievements, and what’s the point? They just released a new expansion. Keep playing and pay them money.