Sacred Haven of Debauchery

Met a girl, and it turned out she had two children! I thought maybe one was her brother or nephew. Nope, they were both her kids. Tomorrow I'm going to buy a ticket

To leave for another city, far away from the lady with her entourage.

I read your cool stories about bicycles. Unlike everyone else, I couldn't even ride 5 meters on this devilish contraption. But still, I feel a little bit better.