Sacred Haven of Debauchery

What a bunch of idiots these cyclists are. Not the ones who ride for fun once a week or a month, but the ones who use this archaic mode of transport as their primary means of getting around. And it would be fine if they just rode and didn't cause a nuisance, but no, through their "urbanist" friends, they've filled the cities with these damn bike lanes. In small European cities, there's already no space, and now they're making bike lanes for two and a half people in a city of a million, it's a complete disaster.