Sacred Haven of Debauchery

As a child, I tried to learn how to ride a bike once, but it didn't work out. Twenty years later, I decided to try again. I rented a bike for an hour, sat down, and started... That's how it went in my imagination. In reality, it took me an hour and a dozen awkward attempts to ride just 10-15 meters, and then my time was up, plus I slightly twisted my ankle.