We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

He's reminiscing about his Warlock in WoW again. Ah, those were fun times. Although the Warlock didn't deal massive damage in battlegrounds, he was a great crowd-control specialist. There were even instances of one-on-one duels; I once defeated a Warrior and a Paladin. But Death Knights were a problem. And honestly, I still can't forgive the blue team for banning me on the forum. We were just joking around, nothing criminal. Just a couple of jokes about Putin, and some about… well, you know. But they banned me harshly; that's not right. Even when I first came here, it was more fun. I played "Kill" with the locals over Hamachi. And even the kids in our neighborhood played; I beat them all. Now it's boring. Everywhere you look, there are these "Zuis" who just hang around and ride scooters. Added 17 hours 57 minutes ago Today, I almost got into a fight with an Armenian guy on the street. They go around bothering everyone. Added 14 hours 59 minutes ago By the way, the Armenian guy wasn't some small guy; he was tall, muscular, basically a Dagestani. I was a bit taken aback at first. And he was dressed decently. Added 12 hours 49 minutes ago

We'll all die sooner or later; the era of digital lichdom is still too far off.

You're probably right. Electronic liches are still just in cartoons.