We’ve turned into a Hive, things are getting serious.

With a height of over 190, you can no longer be a hobbit.

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What garbage are you talking about? Have you seen their homes? They live better than any gnomes or humans, not to mention orcs.

I have. I've seen them living in the forest, in burrows, and scavenging through garbage. And they also harass honest ogres.

Added 4 hours and 40 minutes later
You should go work as an electrician at a lamp factory. Even a hobbit can work there.

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Some kind of gnats are annoying. I was swinging, I'm sweating, and they're flying at me. What pests.