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☀️ Arselia and Akonia

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- That's right! Oh, look, a mermaid is flying in the sky!
Turning away for a moment, he then turns back to them and hands them a piece of paper written in clumsy handwriting.

- Here!
—Who? Where? —he throws his head back and looks at the Sky. —..Hmm, is that how it is? —he examines the paper with an attentive look. —Well, it seems everything is fine, Mr. Zimbari. So, if we decide to proceed with the construction, I'll write a letter to the city administration, inquiring about the procedure for rewarding patent No. 666. 👍
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- It's a lot. Imagine you don't have legs. Even if you cut off everyone's legs in the world, you still won't be able to grow your own back.
—Well, you don't necessarily have to cut them off... But even if everyone carries you in their arms and bathes you in gold, will you still find time to be sad about your legs?
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The machine spits out a picture of Tluassa Elfir.
—This... is not what I expected to see today. Who would have thought... —deciding that this is definitely not suitable as a gift for Sanya, he hands the picture to the gnome. —If you want it, take it; we don't need it.

Deciding to check if the machine is capable of something more decent, he decides to test it again with a tenner.


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