Heroist
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Like in some cheap game, the camera momentarily zooms out from the twilight-lit spectator stands, from the tops of the empire's strongest defenders who will be sent away by the random whim of a newcomer, and moves to the entrance of Aquamarine. All the fun (and not-so-fun) events here have long ended, the spectators have dispersed to the tournament, the judges have rigged the votes for the desired candidate and also went for a barbecue in this pleasant pre-mobilization day off.
For a person of his training, infiltrating the competition venue would be no problem, but M. Problemsolvdt simply walked through the main entrance.
"Hey! Who are you?" a scruffy student hired today to act as a security guard called out to him.
Casting a penetrating gaze, fully mastering the path outside the game mechanics, the space marine wearily and irritably replied:
"Figure it out. It's your shift, from the chess club. Take a break."
Hesitating for a moment, the young man couldn't find anything to refute this insightful statement and hastily began to leave. Perhaps he will still have time to bet the money he saved on lunches in a casino. Today, luck will definitely smile on him.
Habitually flicking a lighter, the scout proceeded through the empty hall to a wooden table, unlocked the drawer, and rustled the gloves over the neatly arranged envelopes. Taking one of them, he just as delicately replaced it with another from his superiors, and then, without wasting time, left the establishment.
He had no hopeful feelings for the newly appointed Empress: reading the rare posts from her account, he sometimes had an unconscious desire to hug her and pat her on the head, but as a ruler of a superpower, he felt no inspiration for her or the characters subordinate to her. It was clear that only the universe's good mood allowed this comedy not to end a couple of months ago, and everyone who harbored any hopes about their social or build "skill" should curb their possible pride.
Dismissing the gloomy thoughts, Mr. G. creaked in his rickety chair, beginning to assess the beautiful contestants. For a person of his build, the expression "to sit on two chairs" had a direct, not figurative, meaning.
"Miss Margel, huh... She's good at putting on a show, but I don't believe half of it," he said, flipping through the pictures of the participants with sweaty hands, barely taking his eyes off the innocent and not-so-innocent girls, and then threw a large folder with dossiers on each character on the table. "It will be boring to give everyone a ten. After all, no one will say anything bad about themselves. So let's see what you are really like..."
Beata — 6
I don't like this particular picture, but knowing the other pictures, I'll make an exception. She really has a pleasant appearance and a model figure, which is definitely a plus, and I like blondes. She's a lively girl, talented, feminine and emotional, you won't get bored with her, and she won't abandon you in life, that's all great. But this "love of love"... How many XXXs does she have in her stats? That's not how things are done in a moral society. And the fetishes are a bit strange. And what is this criminal past? Of course, I believe in repentance and redemption, but only after deserved punishment. You can't end your "career" with a crossbow bolt in the stomach of a random director, even if it's on the orders of a princess who can't control her aconite bipolarity.
Saneksa — 7
A boring text, but definitely the best picture, which is not surprising, because you have to praise yourself if no one else will. Otherwise, I agree with the assessment of Comrade Nebozhitel, everything is as it is.
Ayano — 6
What could be better than aging women pretending to be young? Okay, okay, I won't lower the score, because the other pictures are pretty good. Otherwise... I don't trust these suspiciously model-looking witnesses of the Iyanago.
They have only one religion in mind, one wrong step, and they will drag you into their sect. Morality and purity should come not from divine commandments, but from the head and heart.
Oh, about "finding understanding, support and good advice in a difficult situation" - this is a good statement. I have a whole archive of palace support on the table.
...Well, what's done is done. I'll say that "I believe." But with the caveat that the best test for the depth of the soul is not a greenhouse relationship with universal characters, but contact with stupid players in a vein. Because only by accepting the mistakes of your hopelessly mentally retarded comrades in the next hopeless quest, it is possible to become a truly enlightened person.
Erefir — 9
Again, not the best picture compared to the "usual" ones, although the biceps here are great. Well, what can I say, this Valkyrie, descended from heaven, is undoubtedly a 100% waifu material. She is probably the only one who can "carry me in her arms," and she will also motivate me to return to training so that I can carry her too... On the one hand, she is a true knight with honor, conscience and a moral compass, but at the same time she is energetic, cheerful, not stupid, devoid of naivety and other cockroaches in her head - it's not for nothing that she is an alien from another world, because in ours, the combination of these traits is genetically impossible.
But there is also a bitter justice here: someone as good as her will never look at a nobody like you, but will connect her life with some successful merchant-boar with a criminal past.
Kilika — 4
A non-human, which is already a big minus, but overall, it's still okay. The text was probably written by her lover? Not surprising, given the previous one.
Riikumer — 6
Cute and silly, but aware of her shortcomings, which is a plus. She would be perfect for some conservative man-provider.
Alisa — 3
A non-human tsundere, I don't even know what to add.
Klida — 3
Only for those with a mommy complex, it doesn't even come close to being associated with a beauty contest.
Enio — 2
It's all clear.
Having finished this hater review, he sends his best agent to add the assessment to the other judges.
For a person of his training, infiltrating the competition venue would be no problem, but M. Problemsolvdt simply walked through the main entrance.
"Hey! Who are you?" a scruffy student hired today to act as a security guard called out to him.
Casting a penetrating gaze, fully mastering the path outside the game mechanics, the space marine wearily and irritably replied:
"Figure it out. It's your shift, from the chess club. Take a break."
Hesitating for a moment, the young man couldn't find anything to refute this insightful statement and hastily began to leave. Perhaps he will still have time to bet the money he saved on lunches in a casino. Today, luck will definitely smile on him.
Habitually flicking a lighter, the scout proceeded through the empty hall to a wooden table, unlocked the drawer, and rustled the gloves over the neatly arranged envelopes. Taking one of them, he just as delicately replaced it with another from his superiors, and then, without wasting time, left the establishment.
Assessments
For the past week, the head of the RSV has been in an even worse mood than usual. The long-awaited promotion and transfer to the capital did not lead to anything positive, but rather turned into another profound disappointment. After a series of high-profile failures and the invasion of Despair, the situation only worsened, and it became clearer than ever that the days of their organization were numbered. Part of the staff will be transferred under the control of the imperial intelligence, and the other will face downsizing or oblivion.He had no hopeful feelings for the newly appointed Empress: reading the rare posts from her account, he sometimes had an unconscious desire to hug her and pat her on the head, but as a ruler of a superpower, he felt no inspiration for her or the characters subordinate to her. It was clear that only the universe's good mood allowed this comedy not to end a couple of months ago, and everyone who harbored any hopes about their social or build "skill" should curb their possible pride.
Dismissing the gloomy thoughts, Mr. G. creaked in his rickety chair, beginning to assess the beautiful contestants. For a person of his build, the expression "to sit on two chairs" had a direct, not figurative, meaning.
"Miss Margel, huh... She's good at putting on a show, but I don't believe half of it," he said, flipping through the pictures of the participants with sweaty hands, barely taking his eyes off the innocent and not-so-innocent girls, and then threw a large folder with dossiers on each character on the table. "It will be boring to give everyone a ten. After all, no one will say anything bad about themselves. So let's see what you are really like..."
Beata — 6
I don't like this particular picture, but knowing the other pictures, I'll make an exception. She really has a pleasant appearance and a model figure, which is definitely a plus, and I like blondes. She's a lively girl, talented, feminine and emotional, you won't get bored with her, and she won't abandon you in life, that's all great. But this "love of love"... How many XXXs does she have in her stats? That's not how things are done in a moral society. And the fetishes are a bit strange. And what is this criminal past? Of course, I believe in repentance and redemption, but only after deserved punishment. You can't end your "career" with a crossbow bolt in the stomach of a random director, even if it's on the orders of a princess who can't control her aconite bipolarity.
Saneksa — 7
A boring text, but definitely the best picture, which is not surprising, because you have to praise yourself if no one else will. Otherwise, I agree with the assessment of Comrade Nebozhitel, everything is as it is.
Ayano — 6
What could be better than aging women pretending to be young? Okay, okay, I won't lower the score, because the other pictures are pretty good. Otherwise... I don't trust these suspiciously model-looking witnesses of the Iyanago.
They have only one religion in mind, one wrong step, and they will drag you into their sect. Morality and purity should come not from divine commandments, but from the head and heart.
Oh, about "finding understanding, support and good advice in a difficult situation" - this is a good statement. I have a whole archive of palace support on the table.
...Well, what's done is done. I'll say that "I believe." But with the caveat that the best test for the depth of the soul is not a greenhouse relationship with universal characters, but contact with stupid players in a vein. Because only by accepting the mistakes of your hopelessly mentally retarded comrades in the next hopeless quest, it is possible to become a truly enlightened person.
Erefir — 9
Again, not the best picture compared to the "usual" ones, although the biceps here are great. Well, what can I say, this Valkyrie, descended from heaven, is undoubtedly a 100% waifu material. She is probably the only one who can "carry me in her arms," and she will also motivate me to return to training so that I can carry her too... On the one hand, she is a true knight with honor, conscience and a moral compass, but at the same time she is energetic, cheerful, not stupid, devoid of naivety and other cockroaches in her head - it's not for nothing that she is an alien from another world, because in ours, the combination of these traits is genetically impossible.
But there is also a bitter justice here: someone as good as her will never look at a nobody like you, but will connect her life with some successful merchant-boar with a criminal past.
Kilika — 4
A non-human, which is already a big minus, but overall, it's still okay. The text was probably written by her lover? Not surprising, given the previous one.
Riikumer — 6
Cute and silly, but aware of her shortcomings, which is a plus. She would be perfect for some conservative man-provider.
Alisa — 3
A non-human tsundere, I don't even know what to add.
Klida — 3
Only for those with a mommy complex, it doesn't even come close to being associated with a beauty contest.
Enio — 2
It's all clear.
Having finished this hater review, he sends his best agent to add the assessment to the other judges.
Whatever