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The letter read as follows:
Beata, never hold back when you feel like farting, because your fart travels through your spine to your brain, and that's where all those terrible ideas come from 💀
Guyon, if you lined up all the admirers of your bride, the queue would stretch from one end of the empire to the other 😂
Alaria, never think you're useless, because you can always be used as a bad example 😆
Erephir, your voice sounds like a ram being castrated without anesthesia 🤮
With contempt, Dahs.
p.s. I hope your circus turns into a stinking failure!