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Many-Faced Monogat to the Farrelian King!
You, king, are a Farrelian devil, and the brother and comrade of a cursed devil, and the secretary of Ryn. What kind of knight are you, when you can't even kill a hedgehog with your bare ass? You are a devil, and your face is a piece of shit. You, son of a bitch, will not have the sons of the undead under your command. We are not afraid of your army; we will fight you with earth and water, and we will curse your mother.
You are an Asugukh cook, a Tenebrian wheelwright, a Harran brewer, a Wakaman goat herder, a swineherd of Great and Little Calcite, an Asakhin pig, a Hellesian archer, a Zimivian executioner, a fool of all the world and the underworld, the grandson of the asp, and the hook of our dick. You are a pig face, a mare's ass, a butcher's dog, a Bezarseid forehead, and I'll fuck your mother.
This is how the Nephirians answered you, you ugly bastard. You won't even be able to herd pigs for the Welfern. We'll end it here, because we don't know the numbers and we don't have a calendar. The month is in the sky, the year is in the book, and the day is the same for us as it is for you. For this, kiss our ass!
Signed: Many-Faced Monogat with the entire army of Nephiria
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