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- Once upon a time, there was a lazy fellow who loved to ponder various things, politics, religion, the universe, and other nonsense. One day, he came across a magic lamp. He rubbed it, and a genie appeared, asking him, "What do you want from me?" And he said, "I want to become a beautiful Misurugi woman." So, she transformed him into this thing. You have to be careful with wishes; sometimes, they come true.
"Zostmer is certainly a fan of amazing stories, but I can more than believe something like this. Especially considering my own experience "communicating" with genies. Well, even the gender of the wish-granter was spot on," the girl thought, shuddering, "it's good that we didn't try something else. Otherwise, we might have wished for Klint and Kenshiro to be as they were before, and then Mr. Problemsolved and Yulizia would have had to wander around Calcite with two babies. Although... then, perhaps, the knight would have suffered less – he wouldn't have been able to comprehend many of the recent tragedies. I think there would be people who wouldn't refuse such a fate."