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☀️ Arselia and Akonia

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- Phaaaaaaa, - he exhaled, immediately inhaling again, - phyyyyyyyy, - and almost blushed from this action, - have you ever heard of a special gas that is inhaled during emotional distress, failures, defeats, and the like? I don't remember what it's called... Something like... Opium, in general. So, you've metaphorically inhaled it now and are telling me fairy tales. It's all a matter of money. Pay as much as you need, and you'll get the best livestock from the coolest mountains, with the purest air, and the greenest grass, and they'll put so much talent, professionalism, passion, soul, and everything else you want into every dish, as much as needed, and even more. And there's a lot of money in Margel! - He patted his belly contentedly and burped again. - See how much "goodness" is inside me? You can't achieve such a divine result on your meager diet. Have you looked at yourself in the mirror, buddy? You look like a walking corpse, honestly.
—Coopium? Is that when you attribute serious health problems to divine "goodness"? —the knight folded his arms across his chest. —No matter how much money you have, you still won't be able to taste authentic Kreidean cuisine. You can, of course, deny it by saying, "You have a meager diet, I didn't really want it," but then it will remain nothing more than empty talk. The crops that grow in my homeland won't thrive in the Margel climate. The fruits will lose their vitamin properties in transit, even if delivered by airship. The meat from live livestock will spoil from stress, and products preserved for long-term storage will not convey the essence. And professional cuisine cannot compare to authentic home cooking, no matter how much you pay the chefs; you can't buy passion with money. True food is when it is grown with your own hands, after a hard day of mental and physical work, in the comfort of your home, and surrounded by loved ones. That's why every Kreidean is quick and athletic, and the capital has the highest percentage of deaths from obesity.

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