☀️ Arselia and Akonia

🤸‍♀️🎪: It's true, there are more now, but at the beginning of the game, I only had Guiyosh and Sisiandra!
🐱🐲: What do you want? I'm a loner and will live forever, I haven't even held hands with anyone.
🤸‍♀️🎪: And this person is teaching me to sleep with everyone.
🐱🐲: What else am I supposed to do with you? I could send you to a monastery. Choose: a women's one or a men's one?
🤸‍♀️🎪: You always promise things.
🐱🐲: Honestly, I just don't feel like it. I generally think that romantic relationships are overrated.
🤸‍♀️🎪: And yet, you created a love drama between us and Guiyosh that spanned a thousand and a half pages.
🐱🐲: Because I can.
🤸‍♀️🎪: But can you at least assign me a permanent emoji? I'm tired of being a shrimp, a clown, or a supervillain (and that's after my redemption arc!)...
🐱🐲: I found a circus tent emoji, hallelujah, so I think I can handle it.
🤸‍♀️🎪: Truly, hallelujah. But you should still think about those... bedroom encounters.
🐱🐲: You have Guiyon.
🤸‍♀️🎪: We have an open relationship, actually. That guy who slapped me on the butt – couldn't I have at least hooked up with him? No, you didn't give me a chance.
🐱🐲: Repent, sinner.
🤸‍♀️🎪: Did Evgeny bite you?
🐱🐲: Yes.
🤸‍♀️🎪: Mother Anuzish, why do I have such a player...