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- Is it really all about the salary? - The fisherman thoughtfully stroked his mustache. - What about height, luxurious hair, a sense of humor, charisma, and a broad, prominent chin... Yes, my uncle is not married. I admit, my local girls don't stir my romantic feelings, and neither do they inspire the warmth I need, and which of the human women would want to marry a dwarf? Just think about it, would you marry a short guy? So, I'm afraid that in your circle of a hundred acquaintances, there's a lack of a '1' at the beginning of that number.- It's not all about that, but it's a factor. But that's not the main thing. You may cause some concern due to your personality, but I think that if you work on it, we can find a match for you! You just need to... start behaving more appropriately. It's surprising, I know. But I truly believe it's possible. If you trust me, Odji-sama, then sooner or later you will find your happiness. Isn't that great? You know, no matter how repulsive you may be - and I'm not saying this negatively, just from the perspective of a typical woman of my views, except for our personal relationship, which allows me to feel affection for you - she explains, using standard gestures to ensure that this is perceived without negativity. - you are still a person with undoubtedly high morals towards women - to confirm these words, she patted the little dwarf on the head. - Do you understand what I mean? Personally, during our meetings, I've come to understand that you are a person who... is capable of repelling a woman who decides not to spend extra time with you - this is the result of your external characteristics... But also, I understand that behind that degenerate exterior lies an absolutely golden person. Therefore, it is important that women see this in you. - And! That you can confirm this for them! Can you do that, Zimbar-Odji-sama?... If so, I will definitely try to find the most suitable candidates for you from those I know. I promise. But you must also help me with this. Do you understand what I mean?... Please tell me that you understand. No matter how comical this whole situation may seem to the default gray Kami-tachi, I swear - your happy, contented smile would be such an ideal outcome for me that I would remember it even if I were magically summoned to another world! That's how it is