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- No, Zimbari-san, this is not a sufficient attempt to burden your conscience. My day didn't start very well, so if you had come to me an hour or two ago, who knows what might have happened? But by now, everything has settled down, so you're very lucky. Besides, I have a well-founded fear that blows to the head might worsen your situation.
- Well, fishy... You know, it's actually my birthday today, wouldn't you like to give me a small gift? How about you sit down and hit me in the face with your slipper a few times, without taking it off, okay?Author
Hmm... So that's how it is, - he nods this time. - Yes, you've caught me off guard - I don't have a bachelor's degree in economics. And what university did you graduate from? I'm just curious, where in the empire do they train people in such an innovative way? And no, I don't have any unnecessary underwear. But I have a couple of elderly friends, they probably have something lying around, I can ask for you. Let's just say, conduct some market research. Speaking of things, I remember you already wanted to dispose of my slippers. Or was it something else? - 🤔. - Ah, you were fighting a snake. Did you eventually defeat it, or did it defeat you? Although, it's probably already died of old age.
- I graduated from the University of Omniscience named after S.Z., and I have a doctorate in Lepidopterology. And I don't need any elderly people... Everything falls apart on them, it's not even worth recycling. And as for the snakes... The one-eyed ones... I've already strangled that one, of course, but I've noticed that a new one appears after each of your visits. An interesting coincidence, don't you think?