Stories from veterans (let the forum recognize its heroes).

I once played Heroes 3 with a guy in Hot Seat mode, and he hadn't played Heroes much before, only Heroes 2. He gathered a decent army and went to attack me! On the way, he decided to take on an artifact guarded by about 30 angels. I told him that it was a flying guy and the weakest unit in the game! He believed me and attacked the angels! And, of course, he lost! And then I easily took his Necropolis! That's how cunning I am! :D :D :D