Граф Орлов
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Firstly, there are pig-faced orcs on both sides. Secondly, they even take those who haven't served, cripples, alcoholics, drug addicts, and criminals. Thirdly, you can be a driver or just a rear-echelon rat. Fourthly, the chance of dying is much higher, and you might become an orc-lich, or you'll just be scavenging corpses and thinking you're a necromancer of the hundredth level.
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers