Funny stories from our lives.

It happened about 4 years ago. My mom works as a cook in a kindergarten. They have a storekeeper (let's say her name is Valentina). They also have a cleaning lady, of retirement age (let's say her name is Rosa). So, Rosa somehow made fun of Valentina, and then April 1st came around. Valentina went into the kitchen and asked for some zucchini caviar. The cooks were, of course, surprised, but they gave it to her. Then my mom tells the story. They were peeling potatoes in the hallway, and there was a huge argument and a lot of shouting. And this was happening in a kindergarten. No one had ever seen anything like it – everyone was in shock. They dumped it all in the hallway, and Rosa was standing near the toilet, sighing loudly, waving her hands, and quietly muttering curses (and she's a very kind woman, and you only hear her curse in extreme situations – you could say it's very rare). And she said, "You're all women, how can you act like this? I understand men, but you...:confused: " Everyone was even more confused :confused: and didn't know what to do, whether to apologize or understand what she was talking about. And there wasn't much space near the toilet, and only a few people saw the scene.:smile07: In general, the kindergarten is modern, and it's always clean, and there's a slight smell of chlorine in all the service rooms, like in a hospital. And in the toilet, the scene was as if someone had had an accident:D and didn't make it to the toilet in time. There were such …… stains:D on all the walls and on the door, right up to head level:D, it was quite a sight. The only question was, WHO?:confused: Then Valentina squeezed through and took a little bit of the biggest pile on the wall with her finger – everyone was looking at her with disgust. And Valentina smelled her finger and licked it, and everyone just sat down.:eek: :eek: :eek: Then Valentina said, "It's all Svetlana from group 5." After such a test, no one doubted it. They went to group 5, but Svetlana hadn't been at the kindergarten for 2 days; she had taken a vacation. And then it dawned on the cooks that the stain on the wall was zucchini caviar. And Valentina was just joking, because she wouldn't actually taste it to find out….. That's the story. It's real, only the names have been changed.:D :D :D