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"I'm an alien from another world. I have a whole bunch of problems, even aside from my fear of water, which is why I came here for treatment. Not to mention these demonic dreams or visions. If this brain doctor is truly an enthusiastic and curious person, and good at what he does, then he's probably good at reading people too. But if he's not good, then there's little point in seeking treatment from him. That being said, the idea of spilling all my troubles just to satisfy someone else's curiosity doesn't appeal to me at all, especially if I haven't established a trusting relationship with the person." — Oh, yes, what was I saying? If I decide to make an appointment, are visits on a first-come, first-served basis, or are they scheduled for a specific date?
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