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Heh, sorry about that. But it immediately brings to mind an old, well-worn joke about a "nose"...
Joke (18+)...
During a lecture at a medical institute, an elderly professor tries to get the attention of the noisy audience to the topic of the lecture: "I was young too," says the professor, "and I had a good friend. It so happened that we both fell in love with the same girl, but she chose him... and I was left 'with a nose,' while my friend was left 'without a nose.' The topic of today's lecture is SYPHILIS and its consequences!"