☀️ Arselia and Akonia

The topic of today's meeting was the question of what is "cooler" – breasts or butts? One of the most active participants turned out to be Beate Salmon's acquaintance, Zimbari. – Butts are definitely cooler! Why, you ask? It's simple! It's all about evolution! A long time ago, when humans and gnomes moved on all fours, everyone was always looking at each other's butts! Maybe they even sniffed them, as dogs still do today! But with evolution, when we started walking on two legs, butts took a back seat and were replaced by breasts... So, what does that mean? That in terms of beauty, breasts are just a fake butt! And as you know, the original is always better than an imitation! – Mr. Zimbari, – Lee Joon addresses the participant in the conversation, – I'm a little uncomfortable refuting your theory, but... What kind of evolution are you talking about? Intelligent beings, humans and gnomes among them, were created in God's image and likeness... We never walked on all fours. – :gasp: Really? Wow... But I read it in a book once... Oh my god! It's like my whole world has been turned upside down! Beata, friend, help me hide my shame! Let's listen to what you think about the topic! And I'll quietly step aside for a bit...

Beata chuckled, inspired by the topic of discussion. – Let's start with the fact that you can't live without either breasts or butts. Breasts are needed so that women who decide to become mothers (desperate people, huh!) can feed their children and raise new members of our society. And if there is no butt, what will they sit on? And what will they use to seek adventure? – she laughed at her own joke. – In terms of pure functionality, both are very important! Besides, they are also important in terms of beauty! A girl with breasts and a butt looks much more beautiful than a girl with only breasts or only a butt! The figure is more interesting, there are more curves, and there are twice as many places to touch. But you have to remember that a person (and a gnome, and anyone) is a beautiful creature in general. Breasts and a butt are good, but there is also a pretty face, beautiful blue eyes – everyone jokes about beautiful "eyes," but many people really have beautiful eyes! – for example, Gion, she thought, but didn't add it, – Slender legs, strong arms with gorgeous biceps, muscular backs... Mmm, how many beautiful backs I've seen... And how many wonderful combinations you can come up with! Everyone is free to choose to their own taste. I don't judge, people are good because everyone likes different things; if everyone liked the same thing, I would die of boredom. And what a vast space for experiments and new discoveries! No, you can't choose only breasts or only butts; both are extremely important! – And your theory, my dear Salmon, is very interesting and reveals a very wonderful topic! After all, it is true that animals have their breasts hidden, but humans have them on full display. Apparently, Mother Anuzish knew something, and if poor animals only appreciate each other for their butts, then we have a great bonus, at least for half of humanity! – she put her hands on her hips, straightened her shoulders, and slightly pushed out her chest, while trying not to look vulgar. – And it's very interesting that breasts are in the front, where the face is, and the butt is in the back! If you're talking to a person, you can look at their face and their chest, twice as much of a beautiful sight! Breasts are aesthetic, that's just how it is. – But still, I personally prefer butts. And do you know why? Because breasts are only found in women. But butts are found in everyone! No, men have a beautiful muscular chest that is pleasant to lean your cheek against or... Uhm, I got carried away, sorry, but men don't have breasts! As a woman, I'll tell you – male butts are no less than female butts, and in some ways even better! – she gave a meaningful smirk, adding to herself that she knows at least one excellent male butt that she would not trade for anything. – So, a butt is a more versatile thing. Breasts are mainly loved by men (and some women too, I'm not judging!), but butts can be loved by everyone. I'm for versatility! – she raised her index finger upwards.