☀️ Arselia and Akonia

Goes off to philosophize.

The topic of today's meeting was the question of what is "cooler" — tits or asses? One of the most active participants turned out to be Beata's acquaintance, Salmon Zimbari. 

— Asses are definitely cooler! Why, you ask? It's simple! It's all about evolution! Long, long ago, when human- and gnomekind moved around on all fours, everyone always looked at each other's behinds! Perhaps they even sniffed them, as dogs still do to this day, for example! But with evolution, when we started walking on two legs, butts took a back seat and were replaced by boobers... So what does that mean? That in terms of beauty, breasts are just fake asses! And as we know, the original is always better than the imitation!
— Mr. Zimbari, — Lee Jun addresses the conversation participant, — I'm a bit uncomfortable ruining your theory, but... What evolution are you talking about? Intelligent beings, including humans and dwarves, were created in God's image and likeness... We never walked on all fours. 
— :gasp: wait, really?.. Damn... But I read it in a book once... Bloody hell! My whole world has been turned upside down! Beata, my friend, help me hide my shame! Let's hear what you think on the given topic!.. Meanwhile, I'll quietly step aside...