-- Hello, Mr. Arthur. I'm contacting you regarding the issue you posted in the Workers' Guild.
Quite often, when people say they "don't have things very tidy," it actually means they forgot to put a book away from the coffee table, or they didn't sweep the dust behind the cabinet from yesterday, or they committed other minor "faux pas," as seen by lovers of perfect cleanliness...
But this time?
— I figured as much. I don't think someone like you would have a reason to visit someone like me without such a reason. Would you like some tea?