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Once upon a time, there was a very bad girl who bought a rather mediocre boy as a slave. They sailed to a faraway kingdom to see a foreign princess, who ordered them to kill an obnoxious director who had offended her with his blasphemous play. The girl and the boy went to the director and shot him, then slit his throat. Later, they heard that another villain had killed an innocent saleswoman and cut her into pieces. The girl went to find the villain to pin her crime on him, but instead, she ended up in jail, and the boy became her errand boy, so he didn't have any time left. And that's the end of the story, and the moral is: it's better to think carefully about who you're going to blame for your crimes!