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- Hey there! Oh, what smells so delicious over there?
- Sometimes I think you enjoy food more than I do.
- If you knew how they feed us here, you'd enjoy food more than anything else...
- Is it even worse than when we were stuck in the swamps of your homeland and ate only soggy bread and frog kebabs for a week?
- Much worse.
- Do you want to tell me about it?
- No, you don't. So, what do you have there? Otherwise, I'll start gnawing on the bars!
- Here. These are syrniki. With jam. The most delicious thing.
- Are they really made of cheese?
- Almost. They're made of tvorog, a type of cottage cheese.
- That's what I thought! Give them here!
- Here. Be careful, don't bite my hand.
- Stop smirking, or I'll bite you in a lot of other places when I get out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
- Remind me again why I'm putting up with you?
- Because of my otherworldly beauty!
- That's why you seem so... alien.
- Shut up, grump *chomp* M-m-m, so delicious! I wasn't wrong. *Chomp* We're having a feast, aren't we? *Chomp*
- Yes. By the way, I never asked how you liked yesterday's fancy dinner.
- Oh, it was amazing! *Chomp* I'm a fan of exotic foods *chomp*, but this was just perfect, yum yum yum *chomp*.
- Finish chewing first...
- *Chomp chomp swallow* No, look at him. He asks me questions while I'm eating, and then lectures me on how to behave!
- I'm just glad you enjoyed it.
- I really did! Thank you, Ayko. I hope we can repay her for her kindness. Although I'm still angry at her. It's because of her that I ended up here!
- She was trying to talk you out of it. You went there on your own. You didn't even wait for me!
- You should have found a decent job, then I would have waited. Instead, you spend the whole evening with that fat guy...
- I thought you were getting along with him.
- His eyes got along with my figure. That's different. Anyway, yes, I'm angry at Ayko for getting me into this, but since I got myself into it and since she spared you and didn't hand you over to that scumbag, I'm not angry enough to make a revenge plan, and I'm not dishonorable enough to drain the "Carnelian" dry and run away.
- So, we'll be staying here for a while?
- Oh yes! We'll have more fun!
- How are your new friends?
- Oh, great! Enio has taught me so many tricks that I won't let you near any woman other than me. For your own safety!
- I understand. I'll just pretend to be a dancer in front of the dark lunariums from a safe distance.
- Exactly. But don't worry. There's a place for you in these tricks too.
- Why am I not surprised?
- Because you've known me for a while. Listen, maybe you can enchant something? My crossbow or your swords? At least one of your swords?
- I don't have much money for good enchantments. I spent it all on diaries.
- Oh, diaries. I should sit down and write something in them. But listen, put a bad enchantment on something, it's better than nothing.
- That's true...
The couple continues chatting and then goes their separate ways.
What do you guys think, is it worth putting a 30% enchantment on one weapon, or should we put a 15% enchantment on both swords and the crossbow?
- Sometimes I think you enjoy food more than I do.
- If you knew how they feed us here, you'd enjoy food more than anything else...
- Is it even worse than when we were stuck in the swamps of your homeland and ate only soggy bread and frog kebabs for a week?
- Much worse.
- Do you want to tell me about it?
- No, you don't. So, what do you have there? Otherwise, I'll start gnawing on the bars!
- Here. These are syrniki. With jam. The most delicious thing.
- Are they really made of cheese?
- Almost. They're made of tvorog, a type of cottage cheese.
- That's what I thought! Give them here!
- Here. Be careful, don't bite my hand.
- Stop smirking, or I'll bite you in a lot of other places when I get out ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
- Remind me again why I'm putting up with you?
- Because of my otherworldly beauty!
- That's why you seem so... alien.
- Shut up, grump *chomp* M-m-m, so delicious! I wasn't wrong. *Chomp* We're having a feast, aren't we? *Chomp*
- Yes. By the way, I never asked how you liked yesterday's fancy dinner.
- Oh, it was amazing! *Chomp* I'm a fan of exotic foods *chomp*, but this was just perfect, yum yum yum *chomp*.
- Finish chewing first...
- *Chomp chomp swallow* No, look at him. He asks me questions while I'm eating, and then lectures me on how to behave!
- I'm just glad you enjoyed it.
- I really did! Thank you, Ayko. I hope we can repay her for her kindness. Although I'm still angry at her. It's because of her that I ended up here!
- She was trying to talk you out of it. You went there on your own. You didn't even wait for me!
- You should have found a decent job, then I would have waited. Instead, you spend the whole evening with that fat guy...
- I thought you were getting along with him.
- His eyes got along with my figure. That's different. Anyway, yes, I'm angry at Ayko for getting me into this, but since I got myself into it and since she spared you and didn't hand you over to that scumbag, I'm not angry enough to make a revenge plan, and I'm not dishonorable enough to drain the "Carnelian" dry and run away.
- So, we'll be staying here for a while?
- Oh yes! We'll have more fun!
- How are your new friends?
- Oh, great! Enio has taught me so many tricks that I won't let you near any woman other than me. For your own safety!
- I understand. I'll just pretend to be a dancer in front of the dark lunariums from a safe distance.
- Exactly. But don't worry. There's a place for you in these tricks too.
- Why am I not surprised?
- Because you've known me for a while. Listen, maybe you can enchant something? My crossbow or your swords? At least one of your swords?
- I don't have much money for good enchantments. I spent it all on diaries.
- Oh, diaries. I should sit down and write something in them. But listen, put a bad enchantment on something, it's better than nothing.
- That's true...
The couple continues chatting and then goes their separate ways.
What do you guys think, is it worth putting a 30% enchantment on one weapon, or should we put a 15% enchantment on both swords and the crossbow?
А, вот почему.
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕
🏹🎪+⛓️♿=💕