Happy Life
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- I wanted to write about you in my guidebook to the city's interesting places, but you hardly have anything there.
As she said this, she suddenly thought that a "chamber" of horrors should, by definition, be just one room, which, by local laws, probably wouldn't be considered misleading advertising. But that's still no excuse for doing things half-heartedly, especially when involving a child in such a dubious venture.
- I can suggest how to make many interesting things – wells with a ghost, coffins, mummies. It's fun and not difficult, and quite cheap if you're on a budget. A room with the undead – well, okay, but that's just one step. And besides, there should be some kind of story that's immediately apparent to everyone. Why deer, and not peasants or, say, adventurer-explorers? Why are they dead, who killed them, the knight? And who then killed the knight? He could take on anyone – that doesn't make sense. I don't understand. There should be some kind of theme, not just severed limbs sticking out in all directions," she says, looking with pity at the unhappily exploited child. "The only thing is, you did a good job with the smell; it's as if the bodies have really been lying there for a long time. But otherwise... I'm sorry, it's a serious flaw.
As she said this, she suddenly thought that a "chamber" of horrors should, by definition, be just one room, which, by local laws, probably wouldn't be considered misleading advertising. But that's still no excuse for doing things half-heartedly, especially when involving a child in such a dubious venture.
- I can suggest how to make many interesting things – wells with a ghost, coffins, mummies. It's fun and not difficult, and quite cheap if you're on a budget. A room with the undead – well, okay, but that's just one step. And besides, there should be some kind of story that's immediately apparent to everyone. Why deer, and not peasants or, say, adventurer-explorers? Why are they dead, who killed them, the knight? And who then killed the knight? He could take on anyone – that doesn't make sense. I don't understand. There should be some kind of theme, not just severed limbs sticking out in all directions," she says, looking with pity at the unhappily exploited child. "The only thing is, you did a good job with the smell; it's as if the bodies have really been lying there for a long time. But otherwise... I'm sorry, it's a serious flaw.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
