☀️ Arselia and Akonia

- Yeah, that's right, - Raphael said gloomily. - By the way, gentlemen guards, could you help me read the newspaper? I accidentally picked up an issue in some dialect I don't understand, and I can't read it.

— So, what's here... — the old man said, interested. — Gloria Mansell, owner of the "Fennel" store, dismembered by an unknown person in the middle of the night, the guard is trying to determine if there is a connection to the murder of Antonius Blake... So, this is today's issue! Get out of here, you joker!

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"All the better."
-- Hello! In an editorial office with such a poetic name, I must admit, I am interested in whether you have a column with announcements? I have a pressing interest in them.

— Uh-huh, uh-huh... What are we going to print? That's 50 rem for the announcement.