☀️ Arselia and Akonia

- Yeah, thanks!
After requesting paper and a pencil, the two of them step aside to write a letter to the Turkish sultan.
 - So... young, beautiful, smart, talented, - Beata glances down at her cleavage, - um... VERY talented traveler and her handsome friend with a great...
 - Ahem, maybe you shouldn't write that? - Gillon interrupted.
 - I'm listing all our virtues!
 - I have other virtues!
 - Listen, to be fair, your other virtue... Let's just say... I've seen better.
 - Me too. And I wish I hadn't.
 - Well, well. That orc had less virtue than brains, which is what doomed him. But with you...
 - At least I have brains, unlike...
 - Pfft, and who of us is the one coming up with all the brilliant plans, moves, and schemes?
 - You. And that's the main problem with our plans.
 - So you think all my ideas are stupid? All of them?
 - Well...
 - And it would have been a good idea to leave you to that orc at the market, right?
 - Not all of them! And not even half!
Beata smirked slyly and continued writing.
 - So, "A young, beautiful, smart, and very talented traveler and her equally young, handsome, and smart friend are interested in your offer! We know many interesting things, we know which side of the crossbow the bolt flies out of, and which part of the sword is best to hold! We are staying at the 'Hearth,' ask for Beata."
 - Woo-oo-oo, you can do it when you want to.
 - Shush! - Beata snapped. - Here! - she solemnly hands the resume to the cat-wife.