Fun

:D :D :D :D :D A soldier wakes up in the hospital. - Doctor, I can't feel my legs! - Nothing surprising. We had to amputate your arms. **************************************************** - How is your patient with the persecution mania doing? - He was shot last week... **************************************************** Advertisement: "Do you have a speech defect? Do you stutter? Can't pronounce the letter "r"? New remedy! Immunooceleistonatrichlorohydrocarbondon! Ask for it at the pharmacies in our city!" **************************************************** - You are under arrest! Everything you say can and will be used against you! - Naked woman! - What - naked woman? - Use the naked woman against me! ****************************************************** My name is Anya! For thirty years, I've been giving men manicures. And yesterday, I found out that it's not a manicure. :D :D :D :D :D