Happy Life
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With exaggerated loudness, uttering curses and grumbling, Dorobo crashed through the bushes with a loud noise, blinked his eyes, and surveyed the clearing.
- Ooooh, hey guys... - he said, taking a few slow steps forward. - I thought we were going to die here... Hey, San! People! - he shouted to his companion.
Shaking off pieces of branches and leaves from his clothes, he sighed with relief.
- No, you have to think about it - I got drunk, went to take a leak, and got lost. I searched half the forest - and he's just lying on a log, sleeping, the bastard, - he nodded disapprovingly towards the swaying Joe. - And now we don't know where to go, we're lost...
He sighed again - even heavier this time, and added a head-shaking gesture.
- Guys, are you having a picnic here? Is it okay if my friend and I sit down and rest for a bit? This damn forest has exhausted me. I even have some tobacco - I can offer you some. What do you say? And maybe you can tell us the way to the village.
- Ooooh, hey guys... - he said, taking a few slow steps forward. - I thought we were going to die here... Hey, San! People! - he shouted to his companion.
Shaking off pieces of branches and leaves from his clothes, he sighed with relief.
- No, you have to think about it - I got drunk, went to take a leak, and got lost. I searched half the forest - and he's just lying on a log, sleeping, the bastard, - he nodded disapprovingly towards the swaying Joe. - And now we don't know where to go, we're lost...
He sighed again - even heavier this time, and added a head-shaking gesture.
- Guys, are you having a picnic here? Is it okay if my friend and I sit down and rest for a bit? This damn forest has exhausted me. I even have some tobacco - I can offer you some. What do you say? And maybe you can tell us the way to the village.
My sword, my trusted ally, unphased by my aspect.
