Horizon of Darkness

—Now, now, don't badmouth the pyramid-headed guys! —Joe wagged his finger. —I had a teammate nicknamed Billy Pyramid, and it was all because one day his empty head got hit by a falling mast and bent into a triangle. Poor guy couldn't wear any hat... But he was a devilish corsair and a real rogue, I tell you! The Imperial fat cats would soil their pants just at the sight of him! We could use someone like that on our team! But alas... may he rest in peace on the seabed... —sighing sadly, Joe pulled a black, dirty, and dusty handkerchief from his pocket and blew his nose loudly.