Horizon of Darkness

- I meant tension below the belt 😳

—My lower back really aches like hell... —Joe had already started listing his ailments when he suddenly remembered: —Ah, ha-ha, you'll get it, granddaughter! My hook is already covered in rust; only an experienced old woman could handle that. —The old pirate gestured in the air, depicting impressive, voluptuous curves. —But I wouldn't refuse a drink; I should have brought some from the tavern, my throat is parched...
Indifferently waving his hand at the one who had disappeared into the thicket, Joe sadly thought about the abandoned resting place.