Fruit Salad
- And nothing good is happening in the surrounding areas. The mines have closed, dark monsters have emerged, who knows how long they've been gone, people are disappearing, livestock is dying. The Lord sent part of his army to solve the problems, but these bastards just eat, sleep, and fuck. I hope this is the worst part of our army; otherwise, if a large invasion of dark creatures occurs, it will be the end for everyone. Ha-ha-ha!
-- I'm already two, I'm warning you right away. Golems and slimes won't fit.