Sports Commentator Quotes:

What a technical way the athlete licked the bar!
* * *
When he starts putting the ball in play, my eyes go dark—not just from the color of it, but from his dribbling.
* * *
His teammates didn't use Tikhonov for his intended purpose.
* * *
To conduct the draw, we are putting the referees in the drum.
* * *
Of course, it's hard for the athletes—it's not like drinking beer. Or wait, what's this I'm having?
* * *
I have the impression that Bubka's pole grew after the break.
* * *
Gretzky is clearly upset. You can see it even from Ostankino.
* * *
Dirty, sweaty, and hideous—that's what football is.
* * *
They gave the ball to Onopko so he wouldn't get bored.
* * *
This is Ronald Koeman! You surely recognized his curly legs...
* * *
With a sense of duty fulfilled, the Armenian defender rises from our forward...
* * *
The veteran Korchnoi showed his elderly but sharp teeth.
* * *
Well, the referee knows best. For the fourth time now, he knows better than we do.
* * *
Look at how magnificently the horse shimmers under the rider!
* * *
I've somehow lost track of Ronaldo. He's not on the field, nor on the bench. Maybe he's hiding somewhere?..
* * *
The referee jumped like a ballerina, but the ball got him there too.
* * *
World champion Olga Sedakova tried to perform in synchronized swimming with a man. I envy the man.
* * *
Titov received a pass from the Austrian. A good pass. You won't get one like that from your own.
* * *
The Torpedo player threw himself under the ball like Matrosov under a tank.
* * *
Hierro shoots, Raul puts his head in the way, but the ball found Onopko's head.
* * *
Fowler is understandable. I mean, of course, it's irritating when the opponent's backside is right in front of you.
* * *
In the struggle for the ball, he pushes the forward back and takes possession of him.
* * *
Out of frustration, Oliver Kahn threw off his gloves and played practically naked after that.
* * *
One can only marvel at the speed of African runners: you can't really run fast in the jungle.
* * *
Goalkeeper Vorobyov was ready for this and spread his legs just in time...
* * *
The coach is acting very actively on the sidelines: shouting, gesturing, drinking, and occasionally smoking...
* * *
Gusev is performing the role of a deep-lying midfielder today.
* * *
The linesman is striking beautiful poses. Perhaps he used to do ballet.
* * *
Fowler: a hunched gait, a vacant stare, everything is slipping from his hands, from his feet...
* * *
The projectile from the bombardier Kulik's cannon shattered against the fortress in the form of Berezovsky.
* * *
That's a pass to someone from his family or close friends in the stands.
* * *
The defenders stopped, and the forward calmly executed the goalkeeper.
* * *
The Finnish player is lying on the ice against the rules.
* * *
Krivov's long shot was surprisingly crooked.
* * *
Portugal vs Germany: post. That's the information they're relaying to me from Moscow.
* * *
A fan ran onto the field, having appeared from nowhere and vanished to nowhere.
* * *
I hope the footballer is alright, although they are carrying him off the field feet-first.
* * *
The referee looked so intently into Bergkamp's eyes that he nearly burned a hole in his back.
* * *
What a powerful and cunning blow Rivaldo dealt to the ball's back!
* * *
"Bayern" is sitting as a whole team, hanging on Real's goal.
* * *
If you're playing as a full-back, then play it—no need to run around!
* * *
This is a footballer with the habits of an ostrich.
* * *
On the right, like an "Our Father," stands Kosovsky.
* * *
Footballers who do not yet have offspring are advised not to stand in the wall when Carlos takes a free kick.
* * *
Today, the main referee is allowing the Madrid players to use parts of the body that are generally not meant for playing football.
* * *
It was "offside." We are sitting right opposite that moment.
* * *
I won't let my thoughts wander all over the football field.
* * *
Tikhonov is a real star. If I'm wrong, astronomers will correct me.
* * *
I don't know what the goalkeeper stopped the ball with, but it got stuck between his legs
* * *
The Portuguese are moving forward. They've simply abandoned their own backside.
* * *
He saw the opponent's mistake and gripped it with a death grip.
* * *
Out of joy from scoring against such a strong opponent, Baggio hung himself on the goal.
* * *
The referee pulled a dismissal out of his trousers.
* * *
The Albanian tried to clear the ball awkwardly and caught our footballer's leg with his head.
* * *
Smertin is omnipresent today—he just attacked the opponent's goal, and now he's already rolling on the grass near his own.
* * *
The Japanese player almost pulled the footballer's underwear down. But everything was correct.
* * *
The Danish defender raised his leg, and... the Dutch attack sputtered out!
* * *
Krivov wanted to shoot accurately and powerfully, but it didn't work... Yes, his leather friend landed awkwardly on the player's foot.
* * *
Klinsman is promoting himself very actively.
* * *
Onopko receives the ball in the center of the field. His whole figure seems to say: "Who should I give it to?"
* * *
Rebrov scattered the defenders with his magic wand.
* * *
The Spartak player has the ball, a defender is in front of him. The Spartak forward felt a gap between the opponent's legs and quickly took advantage of it. Ye-e-es, the Spartak school!..
* * *
I remember that tough match in Kyiv: the footballers were pissing every step of the way.
* * *
Everyone is waiting impatiently for the referee to blow his tool of trade.
* * *
Julio Lopez shoots at the goal... Julio is a name.
* * *
The shot was very powerful. The ball hit the defender's head. If there are brains there, there might be a concussion.
* * *
Good for him, if he's looking for happiness in long-distance shots.
* * *
Shovkovskiy receives a pass from his life partner—Vladyslav Vashchuk. By the way, they are married.