Граф Орлов
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They sent him to serve in special forces. If people like me are serving in special forces, the country is really going to hell, although it seems like it couldn't get any worse. Ugh, soon there will be a bloodbath. 
E si sui vius, er mi grans benananza,
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers
e si ieu muoir, er mi grans deliuriers