Sakuramoria

— Well, you’ve already outlined everything that needs to be said. My nephew was recently born, and when we open the family registry, we see a new name next to his father – “Futaba Starlight.” Well, I don’t care, but my relatives are uneasy about this news. Basically, they’re saying the same thing as in your rumors, that she seduced the old man and wants to seize the whole country for herself. Is she pretty, at least? I bet her breasts are bigger than my bald head, with legs up to her ears, seductive hips, and a wasp waist? Ha-ha-ha.