Sakuramoria

“I once heard that archers are always among the first targets for enemy archers and Wizards,” Cassia and Nira Shera chimed in, “so be careful if you’re picking up weapons for personal safety.” “You know, Shera, listening to you makes you want to give up on life.” “Ha-ha, thanks for the compliment!” “That wasn’t… Oh, never mind. Nira, I’ll listen to you and take the pistol. Besides, for aesthetic reasons, I like it more than the other options.”

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- And what did I expect from these two meters with a teddy bear, - Vale thought disappointedly to himself when the conversation didn't go well. - He'll probably choose some glaive and accidentally cut off his legs, or he'll take a pistol, deciding that it's the best ranged weapon. And one day he'll blow up in his hand instead of firing... - the guy paused for a second, - Poor Jimmy, it must be hard for him to live without half his face.

looking for a fat one

Toad sat on the sidelines, getting used to the new uniform, which was tighter than their usual one.