Sacred Haven of Debauchery

There's one thing I just can't stand – Milka chocolate. Even a small piece makes me feel physically uncomfortable, like my rear end is sticking together. Even regular sugar doesn't seem as sweet.
Out of the popular brands, I really like Oreo. I'm not a hardcore fan, and it's not even essential that it's specifically Oreo; I once tried a decent alternative that was twice as cheap, but the combination of the slightly bitter chocolate cookie and the sweet cream filling is very pleasant, as is the crunchy texture.