Not your average man, haha.
Has the police ever called on you?
Have you ever run from the police?
Has the police ever questioned you?
Has the police ever handcuffed you?
Have you ever been arrested?
Have you ever been convicted of a crime?
Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
Have you ever committed an act of vandalism?
Have you ever had sexual intercourse?
Added 6 minutes later
Just play it and post it.
Небо – угроз не слышит
Небо – ведёт особый счёт
Небо – тебя найдёт