Sacred Haven of Debauchery

What's the problem... are you afraid?

Firstly, I was sick. And I'll try to get a doctor's note about it instead of a certificate. But it's not certain that they'll give it to me, as it was a long time ago. And secondly, I fundamentally don't want to get vaccinated, after all the inadequate hysteria and the slide into a totalitarian dystopia with a digital gulag.